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*** Updated 10 February 2002


Wisteria projects, 'when miscreation gets really really drunk  he talks in a high pitched voice with a french accent and calls himself michelle '

Natas projects, 'hmm is it me or is this cell phone getting crappy reception in the land of the dead?'

Golgoth spews, 'I once econverted my container with my spare eq in it...'

Temptation projects, 'i want to know who taught my kid that picking her nose is funny'

Adema says, 'ha, afk my left pinky toe'

Wisteria says, 'welcome to bc, where we can't afford to eat at denney's'

Darth gossips, 'CPU, looking down from my vast age of 46, or 47, watever I said arlier, you are still small dear'

Wisteria projects, '*whine* i forget how to get to my house'

Dezerado newbies, 'i just seen a horned Devil O.O'
Swallow newbies, 'wooo irl ?'

Boored newbies, 'anyone know where a good place is to put a mr stud?'

Callisto projects, 'oooo... greg needs to get on i need a recipe for jello shots'

Wisteria spews, 'man, you gotta hate having the living room wall try to tackle you'
Darth spews, 'nice name for your boyfriend'

Darth imms: what do you mean my deformed, albino cockerspanial with an overbite and no top teeth cant be shown?

Thou hollers, '135 more vapor rats till lvl 42'

A leper gets leper in a can.
A leper screams in terror!
A leper panics, and attempts to flee!
A leper flees westward.

You project, 'Anyone know when Miscreation was/is leaving for vacation?'
Temptation projects, 'Tonight is his last night on her'
You project, 'I'm sure Wisteria will thank you for sharing that with us, Temptation.'

A cute little bunny rabbit says, 'fucking quit messing with my shit greg''

DarkeSoul gossips, 'anyone got a trojan i can borrow a minute?'

LJHalfbreed gossips, 'Oh, and you can't cast or attack if the mob eats your head... Swear... happens to me all the time. :('

Adema says, 'i was emoting at gamma trans mina'
Adema says, 'but i didnt put emote'

Aiel newbies, 'Any newbies want some almost-decent eq, there's some in chamber of relics'

[ 1 Mage ] Trickaeh the Apprentice of Magic
[ 1 Barb ] Trickeee the Uncouth
[ 1 Mage ] Trickae the Apprentice of Magic
[ 1 Barb ] Trickhey the Uncouth
[ 1 Thie] Trickah the Pilferess
[ 1 Mage ] Trickahy the Apprentice of Magic
[ 1 Borg ] Trickay
[ 1 Monk] Trickeh the Utter Novice
[!WANTED ] (nowho) Tricky the Unwanted trendoid goggle thingy /q/u/a/k/e/r/

Tricky declares, 'tehre can be onleh eon!!!
Trickay newbies, 'Trick-ay!'
Trickeh newbies, 'Trick-eh!'
Trickeh newbies, 'There can be only 3!'
Tricky newbies, '!!'
Trickay newbies, '3 we are.'
Trickah newbies, 'There can be. 5?'
Trickeh newbies, 'feel...the POooOOWWeeeeeRRRRrrR'
Trickah newbies, 'we shall overcome!'
Trickhey newbies, 'there can beh onleh 7'
Trickhey newbies, 'or 8.'


Melar projects, 'dont try and gen one of those big 3 feet pixi sticks up your nose in one wife'
Merriam projects, 'wait.. so you're telling me my nose ISN'T big enough to hold a 3 foot long tube of sugar?'
Melar projects, 'no, im saying i cant breath in that much air :p'

Trouble imms: no need to if you go to it.  i don't don't want to, don't

Today projects, 'omg i almost died'
Today projects, 'irl'
Today projects, 'i was putting on my pants on the way down my staircase and i tripped'

Enygma hollers, 'yo phrae, ya still got my whip :D'


*** UPDATED 31 May 2002 ***


Kirian projects, 'was i the only one who saw the little blue man.....'

Wolfe says, 'i think ill go to the bathroom now before i pee my pants :P'

Synapse gossips, 'trytan wanna go hack some gold off the hall?'
Trytan gossips, 'you feel free'
Trytan gossips, 'I so you get toasted last time'
Trytan gossips, 'saw too'

Cedric says, 'ok ok if i see one MORE aznx name yer all smoked'
[ AzNxTroubleWarrior advanced to level 1 in room 200  ]
AzNxTroubleWarrior newbies, '!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

Raechen projects, 'may I speak with an imm?'
Raechen projects, 'someone messed with my sex and I dont' like it'
You project, 'you don't like being a boy?'
DolzaII projects, 'sounds like user error :/'
Raechen projects, 'this char was created as a girl'
Raechen projects, 'I play her like a girl'
Raechen projects, 'and she should be a girl damnit!'

Trouble says, 'my usenet client says "Finished retrieving bodies"'
Trouble says, 'wtf was it doing while i wasn't looking?!'

Frost gossips, 'hah, I still got it, I just talked some girl on a chatbox to sleep :)'

Today projects, 'do you know any other lefteyes?'

Storm imms: My roommate's a halfling

Frost projects, 'merriam is bad for my link, I see his name and start lagging like hell.'

Fang projects, 'whats command to use redeem?'

Seymoure newbies, 'that halfling woman is a man!'

Rach projects, 'I lost my life when mud started, can I be reimbursed =P'

Tidus projects, 'Where might I be able to procure an item to stick up my buttocks?  I've always seen em around, but never know where they come from.'

Merriam projects, 'Anyone seen Frost?'
Hugh projects, 'it's april in michigan, we still get it sometimes, ya'

Storm clan-says, 'One of my roommates last year accidentally recorded himself and his girlfriend doing it.'

Alicia hollers, 'w00t w00t WHO WANTS A SHEEP????'

Trouble projects, 'he wouldn't sell me shin guards'
Trouble projects, 'my shins have needs too ya know!'
Rach projects, 'I'll give your shins some lovin =P'
Callisto projects, 'yes we must protect trouble's shins dangit!'

Pyxl imms: I load up a generic god jacket... rename it to some spikey quills... try and wear it...
Pyxl imms: You RAM some spikey quills up your ass!!!
Pyxl imms: F'ing ow!

Shank projects, 'say it to my butt!'

Darmok imms: how does sex work?

Forsis spews, 'if i had a third foot, i would give my heel to you arguna '

Gratch gossips, 'any brothels in modrian?'

Kaos spews, 'CRAP! i got eaten by a shark!'

Spacey projects, 'eveil pysxol'

Cronos hollers, 'I didnt know Wyoming was a state.. *boggle*'

Scarecrow gossips, 'hey, forget, could you heal me?'

Miscreation projects, 'i rarely shower in less than 20min, but i rarely shower without a naked girl along either'
Insight projects, 'haha, that adds a lot of time to it misc'
Insight projects, 'gotta make sure she's clean'
Insight projects, 'and yourself'
Insight projects, 'and her again'
Miscreation projects, 'you dont want her walkin around with dirty breasts.'

Insight projects, 'actually, I only shave about once every 3 or 4 months'
Insight projects, 'bought the same pack of razors in high school'
Insight projects, 'and in about 3 years, I'll hafta buy another pack :('

[ Darmok has renamed Generic God Wings 'some bloody scars from Pyxl's bullwhip'. ]

**** Updated 5 September, 2002 ****

Timeless projects, 'The cityguard throws the smashed corpse of Erik the Clothier into a cell and slams the door!'

Alingade spews, 'he killed mary because she wouldn't mary him'

Eminem hollers, 'my grandmama can do the abyss faster than that boy! why you keepin me waiting so long?'

Hugh projects, 'i like some stinky goat cheese actually'

Squirrel says, 'back to that corpse!'

Melar projects, 'o yea, well atleas i only have to wear one goggle when i go swimming in MY POOL'

Swallow gossips, 'arial is a bird licker !'

Tidus newbies, 'Feeling like you JUST don't have ENOUGH hp? need a boost?'

Hugh projects, 'i just watched princess monanoke'

Aerie projects, 'woo child wood memories !'

Aerie projects, 'childhood rather'

Failure projects, 'has anyone heard of a diabolical underwater plot of any kind?'

Cedric imms: send me your email requestds and i will stick almost anything up my ?????

Boghos hollers, 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH IM FALLING DOWN A FRIGGIN CLIFF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'
Phaeton hollers, 'um, recall'
Boghos hollers, 'o yea, thx'

Ashe projects, 'I don't wanna see Ashe's tiny penis on the game, that's all'
Ashe projects, '<held> Ashe's tiny penis'

LaSenza gossips, 'i have that! dont say stuff you have no idea about!'
Melar gossips, 'then i couldnt say anything on tempus'

Jakezor projects, 'man, i am 1 health point away from having 1337 hp :P'

DarkCloud hollers, 'how do i get a bone skeleton to like me :)'

Hugh projects, 'if you studied people who were afraid of the number 13, would you be a triskaidekaphibicologist?'

Trouble projects, 'tip: you make better friends when you don't greet them with sharp things in the back!!'

Utter projects, 'yeah but people get decapitated and still live nowadays'

Wednesday says, 'can i use your hole, maz?

Benevolence newbies, 'can i handle level 7 hell im level 38'

Wednesday projects, 'they need to make a mrs. stud for all those 'with boobies' types out there who don't want to look under their skirts and freak out every time they go to use the restroom.'

Viscous tells the group, 'trinity and Me went at it naked verse naked last night..'
Viscous tells the group, 'that sounded gross'

Darth imms: oral fixation for elongated edibles?

Storm gossips, 'yeah, cause having a big metal dong makes you SO much more attractive to the ladies....'

Wednesday projects, 'i'm not immortal, but i'm built like one. where you wanna meet?'
Wednesday projects, 'i was referring to my immortal lovin' skills. see. i'm a lover, not a fighter. i'm a monk. i've used my skills to practice the art of sensual massage, not combo attacks.'

[ Azimuth died by magic missile in room #1204 (The Immortal Board Room} - Sep 06 08:40:56 ]

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