Fire projects, 'if you're a bear thats okay, they have laser surgery for that now.'

Tatanka says, 'makes me wanna give birth :p'

Ohana projects, 'whatever, I'm a man's man but I do think women aren't all that hard to understand'

Fire says, 'its prolly gonna hurt in the morning from biting it so damn much :P'

Temmage auctions, 'wtb fine lockpicks'

Java says, 'i like cows.'

Tatanka says, 'i was an ass to merriam'

Nookta newbies, 'Are speed pills habit forming?'

[ IMMORT] Storm the recruit (online)               - The Women's Bathroom

Seung hollers, 'does anybody know how to hobgoblin from holy sqaure'

Bakegara newbies, 'I locked myself in the hobgoblin treasury by being in it when the zone repopped :(:)'

Wolfsbane projects, 'maybe not but i s*ck'

DaGunner newbies, 'I have a helm of jade, how do I put it on?'

DaGunner says, 'I didn't think the goat would be that tough'

Broken projects, 'ooh, I want Brightblade! '

[49- Barb] Internal - remember kids, eating in the MUD doesn't replace real food )HoocH( (i49)

Broken (disguised as the mage) projects, '<-- forks for the government.'
 

Tanin projects, 'Oh oh, check this out'
Tanin projects, 'I'm not just going to 1 party tonight'
Tanin projects, 'I'm hitting TWO!'
Tanin projects, 'Yeah, thats righ, two parties'
Tanin projects, 'I'm not a loser anymore'

Merriam projects, 'jaw of my ass'

Tatanka projects, 'what you can't spank yourself?'

Troulbeisdumb newbies, 'like my name, Trouble?'

Someone newbies, 'swallow'

[49 Rang] Merriam Hi, I'm Graz'zt; allow me to introduce you to the menu. -+pandora+-

Ohana projects, 'okay, so I got my hands all over skeeter'

Bishopx projects, 'Isamashi says, 'why am i licking my leg hair?''

Isamashi newbies, 'just cause i am playing MUD friday night rather than out on a date or something.. does not mean anything ok....'

Darth projects, 'Darth's mood has been flushed down the tolit thou, please reapply for amusment value later'

Darth clan-says, 'go back to your satanic demon summoning dribble'

Internal projects, 'who gave me the port-a-hole?'

Merriam spews, 'Like when girls to get together, I bet there is another frequency, that nobody can hear, that is tuned to boobies'
Digitalis spews , 'merriams head is like a big breast!'
Spacey spews, 'does merriam have a nipple on his head too?'
Trouble spews, 'most people call it a nose'

Dracken auctions, 'God doesn't lag, he's got the highest bandwidth in the universe!'

Broken newbies, 'Veda had a good idea'

Platinum projects, 'yummmm sloopy seconds'

Selim hollers, 'If anyone wants to know where Aretha Franklin is, she's in the northern fields of Istan'

Elminster gossips, 'Dogma = Imm?'

Merriam projects, 'How come mobs tend to congregate sometimes?'
Hubris projects, 'group sex'

Tricky imms: . o O ( <hubris>  ALL YOUR ARMAGEDDON THINGY ARE BELONG TO ME!!! )

Storm eats SuperDork Underoos.

[-- Cler] Timeless the Monk .-=~YaKuZa~=-.(invis)

Rockorony hollers, 'could someone lead me to a good alignment organization'

Storm clan-says, 'Yuck!  My dog just threw up tinfoil all over the place!'

Wolfe imms: trouble covered my head with shit :(

Darth projects, 'I don't like that you summon demons with your music'

Merriam projects, 'so dont eat it and put it back behind the bed'

A cute little bunny hollers, 'Hail to the king, baby!'

Updated 26 May 01:

Kalan projects, 'no - we dont celebrate victoria day'
Kalan projects, 'what is it anyways?'
Kalan projects, 'victoria show off her secrets?'

Elreck hollers, 'Platinum and Kalan are the MEN! '

Tanin projects, 'whoa'
Tanin projects, 'i'm still on'
Tanin projects, 'thats insane'

Azrael projects, 'any fiberglass craftsman out there?'

Sitorion hollers, 'ok now everything down here is after me!'
Meadorian hollers , 'I hope they kill you'

SteelRain newbies, 'why does it say that i am to heavy to cast anything with those equipments?'

Broken projects, 'Merriam'
Merriam projects, 'Yes sir?'
Broken projects, 'wtf is 84e of hS?'
Merriam projects, 'Not me, get a new psilocate.'

Tanin projects, 'It's really weird when you have dreams about characters on tempus'
Tanin projects, 'Like when the biggest pker on the mud is after you, thats scary'

Tanin projects, 'Merriam is a little girl who doesn't wear a loincloth!'

Storm newbies , 'Sometimes you don't have to feed your pet, he'll eat corpses.'

[49- Rang] (nowho) Zalasta the transgender bowling ball! (The Family) (i40)

Storm projects, 'Calli told me how to spell the police station'
Storm projects, 'and how to ask for spare change'

Trouble projects, 'i poop on the original!'

Cash projects, 'project'

Aconite projects, 'oh pish posh'

Elreck gossips, 'corinth wears gramma undies'

Corinth says, 'something something.. daewaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa'

Corinth projects, 'at least you don't always get treated like a corpse'

[ Elysium died by gouged his own eyes out at The Outer Corridor ( 40009 ) ]

Deathwing projects, 'what kinda of mobs would you need to use sav_breath on? just dragons?'
Skeeter projects, 'me in the morning'

Erekose projects, 'take yer balls outta yer purse, and drive dammit'

Trouble projects, 'and no you cannot see a picture of my syster!'
Erekose projects, 'oh COME ON'
Erekose projects, 'you got em, share em'
Erekose projects, 'quit being greedy, she hasta hit the real world some time :('
Erekose projects, 'and baby, I AM the real world'

Trouble projects, 'you typo enough on here :P'
Deathwing projects, 'dont mean i dont typo else where...'

Joshua projects, 'you get sorta a weird ego when you sell stuff too.. wigs me out'

Augustine projects, 'I hate it when guys pretend to be girls'

Fenster gossips, 'well while you are in the dt... get my dress ;)'

CanII gossips, 'how do i set my sandy?'

Rakoon kisses a picture of his girl friend

CanII gossips, 'so can sumone cum with me?'

[-- ----] Gomez - The Toothpick-backed death guppie (afk)

Typhon projects, 'And I'm your septic guy.'
Typhon projects, 'I call septic tank'
 

Trouble imms: apparently newbie eq is gay
Tricky imms: i thought i saw it lookin at my ass earlier
Tricky imms: fuckin newbie eq

Chloride spews, 'this fucked up computer has the RAM of a piece of sandstone!'

Therion projects, 'Did you know...'
Therion projects, 'that if you play 'Jaws' backward, you'll get a movie about a
shark that regurgitates so many people that they have to open up a new beach?'

Forget imms: no crashes today....
Forget imms: wierd

Java projects, 'oh.. I luv doors'
Java projects, 'I am all bout the hinged things.'

Kaneda projects, 'You cannot locate a 'date'.'

Soulofdeath newbies, 'do those devils like me caz im sexy?'

[49-Phyz] Mirage Please Contribute to Cure the Demons Fund. -+pandora+-

Kei hollers, 'anyone have the letter slith in their name?'

** Updated 25 Aug 2001 **

Bananaskin projects, 'guys r so ugly they're oogly'

Melar projects, 'must eat the world'

Trouble newbies, 'bishopx died so much we called him deadboy and made him sleep in a coffin'

Tanin projects, 'You know how hard it is just to READ this game?'
Tanin projects, 'i didn't know we had to actually read when i started this game.'

Deathwing projects, 'i spend my time mostly eating humans... no time to goto school'

Iluvu newbies, 'i talk to the wall sometimes to and he says shut up'

Melar spews, 'tempus - melar and merriam = quiet place'

Wisteria projects, 'damn, it appears the bedroom is a nvz zone...'

[47- Knig] Bluematrix is it right that i let you inside of me -<HoocH>- (invis)

Yeoman projects, 'anyone been to Calidan yet?'

Merriam projects, 'A flail snail puts a silver condom on its crotch.'

Weyoun quest-says, 'ahhh fiddle sticks'

Endymion projects, 'i got hit in the head with a 9 iron...'

Trouble projects, 'i liked the episode where the parents think the kid has drugs all over the dash of the car, and its really deodorant'
Trouble projects, 'and they're all licking their fingers and stickin it in the powder, then tasting it'
Trouble projects, 'and they're like 'it must be drugs, my tongue is numb and my mouth is going dry!!"'

Trouble projects, 'they have dangling modifiers and end in prepositional phrases, its just bad.'

Tigger projects, 'Brothers and Sisters in Slack.  I have come before you to spread my eternal message, unfortunatly I wated until the last minute so I don't have anything to say.'

Freezebite auctions, 'wtb: jaw of the deaf fish'

Trouble imms: gonna do the ostrich dance  "you pull sand out with your right arm, you pull sand out with your left arm, you stick your head in the sand and you push it all about..."

Trouble gossips, 'don't you know putting squirrels down your pants for the purpose of gambling is illegal?!'
Lanea gossips, 'not in my state'

Kei gossips, 'dont drink out of tiooilets...'
Kei gossips, 'dront drink out of toilets'

Fenster says, 'christmas would be more fun if you could just burn the house down on the 26th'

Manta projects, 'who's pretty big and not busy?'

Fenster says, 'feel like Huck the neighborhood dipshit'

Sparx doesn't wanna be a mom.
Fenster says, 'me neither'
Fenster says, 'I haven't the patience or the breastases for it'

Wisteria says, 'and nathan was running around in my skirt earlier......'

Greed projects, 'have you ever ate jello with a straw while you were stoned??'

Merriam projects, 'Once I get married, I'm not going to shower anymore'

TuxedoMask (disguised as the solemn worshipper) spews,'some weirdos love to throw up when they have sex'

Aconite projects, 'Man, my friends just gave me a goal i have to do before the end of september.'
Aconite projects, 'I gotta make out with a girl before the end of next month.'
Aconite projects, 'How hard is that!'
Fenster projects, 'well... at least it wasn't "Go out and get breast implants"'
Aconite projects, 'do you know how hard it is for a guy thats this skinny and ugly to make out with a chick?'
Aconite projects, 'I"m suprised i even have a gf .'

Kantir auctions, 'omg.. . i swear i am blind. sorry'

Merriam projects, 'Does anyone else have excessively abnormal amounts of hair on their knees?'
Merriam projects, 'I have bearded knees.'
Brightblade projects, 'chimpanzees mostly'

Typhon auctions, 'Did you know if you stick your finger really far up your nose its rather cold?'

Typhon projects, 'Uh huh, like I want to get frozen deleted and purged again'
Typhon projects, 'can't make me fall for it a 4th time..'

  ** Updated 28 Nov. 2001**

Typhon projects,'Sparx's tongue deceives!'

Melar projects,'but when i made the char name i screwed up'
Melar projects,'all i have is a lvl 16 barb named melart'

Trouble projects,'can you imagine tempusing with one of those things that talks all the words that come up on your screen?'
Trouble projects,'You astrick astrick annihilate astrick astrick a tiny frog.'

Comet projects,'we need a piece of eq that's !remove and gives !project :p'

Tomm gossips,'but dont do what i did when i was a newbie'
Tomm gossips,'i thought dt-invis was death trap invis which meansyou wouldnt get killed by dts'

Darkchild projects,'how bout saliva - click click boom?'

Comet projects,'i remember putting cheese in this really annoying girls binder when i was in 3rd grade'

Trouble projects,'if its any consolation, i can't stop eating these pistachios even though they are turning the tips of my fingers fuscia'

Fenster projects,'stripped nekkid and poured the milk on yourself while singing show tunes... '

Calverius hollers,'Stu, if your around semd me a tell'
Comet hollers,'don't do it, he just wants to change your long distance carrier!'

Merriam spews,'Come to North Dakota.'
Merriam spews,'We have grain.'

Sickboy projects,'big dick, mush smash!'

Meadorian projects,'Oh No! Trouble is a Flamer!'

Gerbil congrats,'sqyeak?'

Trouble spews,'why are there people talking on my screen?'

Tricky projects,'"My arms are numb...i think its time for bed. I can't drink anymore" - Fenster'
Tricky projects,'poor fenster'
Tricky projects,'what if he can't get too drunk to fish'
Tricky projects,'what if he proves that its impossible'
Tricky projects,'oh the horror'
Tricky projects,'oh the humanity'
Tricky projects,'oh the sadness'

Storm projects,'Llamas are the cows of the desert. :P'

Tricky imms: unf unf baaaaa!! unf unf baaaaa SPOO!!!

Aconite projects,'Spacey so wants me.'

Xaero projects,'Tigger the OP ARCH...does that mean you're OverProof Arch?'
Xaero projects,'Yer like...full of alcohol? :P'
Trouble projects,'Overbaked Potatoe'

Melar projects,'i want a leopard, that will eat other peoples pets who think theyre better then my pets'

Sickboy projects,'im 5'3" 420 lbs, with 5/2 vision, and a wonderful farm of zits on my back'

Darth projects,'I got hair on my nipples *wink* good stuff'
Trouble projects,'which you braid'
Darth projects,'and put little seashells in'

Timeless projects,'shut the flower up, you flowering flower'

Andromeda projects,'in his best professor voice "pyxl, why do you have a graphing calculator during your american history examination"'
Andromeda projects, 'in his best pyxl voice "I am calculating the length of the civil war in minutes sir" it is important for my thesis'

[48-Barb] Melar sharp as bowling ball, fast as tree! <+[Highlander[+> -+pandora+-

Frozen hollers, 'ACK!, failure just climbed into my pocket'

Wisteria projects,'uh, why is there a quest board in my inv?'

Kultak newbies,'goddangit I can't get Elly the floozie alone'

Failure spews,'if you remove the macaroni before you sleep in your bed, its much more comfortable'

Leolio auctions,'WTB: holy shit'
Xaero auctions,'ROFL'
Leolio auctions,'Man, you messed me up, WTB: holy grail'

Aero projects,'My eat:give ratio is like 4:1'

Greed projects,'woo i knew someone out there was a worse cook then me, my sister let the water boil away and burnt hard boiled eggs :P'

Insight projects,'laura, there are times when she [my mom] said she'd trade me for a good garbage can'

Rakoon spews,'voodoo dick my ass'

Dezerado newbies,'maggots ate him'

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